i don’t like Derrick Evensong because he smells bad and he took my one true love Landry Harrison but that’s unrelated & I’m really hungry so i’m gonna get McDonald’s real quick i’ll be right back

by Jared And The Scooters

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1.	4 Dollar Kit-Kat 00:16	buy track
2.	Giant Steps 00:48	buy track
3.	a song about a guy who seems normal but has a really big ear and he doesn’t know it’s abnormal 02:47	buy track
4.	Jard 00:16	buy track
5.	The Blonde Girl With Glasses Who I See In The Hallway Doesnt Know I Exist And Will Never Like Me 00:42	buy track
6.	Benny and the Jets 00:20	buy track
7.	Metal Detection 01:12	buy track
8.	Better Off Alone (Remix!) 02:56	buy track
9.	Regualr Show Is Better Than Ed Edd Eddy, Someone Tell That To Todd Winterbunckle 00:59	buy track
10.	CRAIG WHISTLE (feat. Kevin From Kevin And The Bikes, Pissnuts) 02:28	buy track
11.	Daniel The Third And My Twin Went To The Barbershop And Got The Cleanest Cuts (He Looks Great) 00:41	buy track
12.	Teen Pregnancy And How To Avoid It 01:45	buy track
13.	Ive Had A Crush On My BEST Friend Sarah Bellbottom For 7 Years 01:12	buy track
14.	Widdlenickle Binglebottoms Personal Song 01:08	buy track
15.	I Killed Annabelle Gramalski Because She Looked At Sarah Bellbottom The Wrong Way 01:35	buy track

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This album was made over a week using our worst and least funny ideas.

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released August 26, 2022

JATS CURRENT MEMBERS: Jared, Joseph, Jergmadson, and Jerry
THOSE NO LONGER WITH US: WIDDLENICKLE and WEENO
FEATURING: KEVIN (from Kevin and the Bikes) And PISSNUTS (otherwise known as Samparthen)

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The worst/best music ever. Get ready for Jan 24th.

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